Earth Day's Resolutions (taken from the popular New Year's Resolutions) Year

On this day I, Louie LaFleur, have embarked on a new tradition that someday will be celebrated by hundreds of people and Animalia a like! For today I have created the very first list of Earth Day's Resolutions (to be spoken in the same vain as New Year's Resolutions or Spring Cleaning To Do lists). Earth Day's Resolutions are to be celebrated and executed the very same way one would go about executing New Year's Resolutions, but instead of selfishly bettering oneself (New Year's Resolutions) one chooses to take steps for betterment of the Earth (non-selfish).

So without further hitherto or furtherance here be'eth my Earth Day's Resolutions:

Louie LaFleur's Earth Day's Resolutions:

Preamble: I, Louie LaFleur, do solemnly give truthful mutterance to upkeep and hold true these following statements with the Earth's best interests in mind. Should I break the code of this Hammurabi-esque declaration I shall wait for the next jour de la Terre and purge my mind of previous attempts to better the Earth.

Resolutions:

1. Cut down shower time by half (30 minutes)

2. Do my math in my head rather then on paper or Styrofoam.

3. Only use Styrofoam plates and cups for two meals a day (including snacks, Louie).

4. Stop fantasizing about driving a Hum-Vee and start fantasizing about driving a Prius, god forbid.

5. Stop using ink pens and ink utilizing printers in an attempt to befriend an octopus or octopi.

6. Befriend an octopus or octopi.

7. Stop drinking bottled milk.

8. Stop bottling milk.

9. Start sorting my trash piles before I burn them.

10. Utilize the power of corn. (ie: popping corn)